TS Alex

-When its raining its because I’m sad<br />
-Police Officers pull me over just to talk with me<br />
-If a monument was built in my honor Mt. Rushmore would close due to poor<br />
attendance<br />
-Bear hugs was phrased after me bc i give them to actual bears<br />
-I once knew a call was the wrong number even though the person on the other<br />
end wouldn’t admit it.<br />
-Ive been pronounced dead 7…..no make that 8 times<br />
-mosquitoes refuse to bite me out of respect<br />
-I changed my sex bc I was bored<br />
-Restaurant owners tip me to dine at their restaurants<br />
-If I disagree with you its because your wrong<br />
I AM THE MOST INTERESTING WOMAN IN THE WORLD